{"id":538,"date":"2013-05-17T21:41:41","date_gmt":"2013-05-18T03:41:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wholebible.com\/blog\/?p=538"},"modified":"2013-05-23T22:55:43","modified_gmt":"2013-05-24T04:55:43","slug":"words-at-a-funeral","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wholebible.com\/blog\/2013\/05\/17\/words-at-a-funeral\/","title":{"rendered":"Words at a Funeral"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Three buddies, David, Solomon and Jacob die in a car crash, God forbid. But they were good Jews so they go to Heaven and are ushered into Heaven&#8217;s orientation. They are each asked, &#8220;When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?&#8221; David says, &#8220;I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man.&#8221; Solomon says, &#8220;I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Jacob replies, &#8220;I would like to hear them say&#8230; LOOK, LOOK! HE&#8217;S MOVING!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three buddies, David, Solomon and Jacob die in a car crash, God forbid. But they were good Jews so they go to Heaven and are ushered into Heaven&#8217;s orientation. They are each asked, &#8220;When you are in your casket and &hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/wholebible.com\/blog\/2013\/05\/17\/words-at-a-funeral\/\">read more<span class=\"meta-nav\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[59],"tags":[473,204],"class_list":["post-538","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comedy","tag-funeral","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wholebible.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/538","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wholebible.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wholebible.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wholebible.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wholebible.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=538"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wholebible.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/538\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":539,"href":"https:\/\/wholebible.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/538\/revisions\/539"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wholebible.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wholebible.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wholebible.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}